Religious Jokes

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of
Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, and
since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The
delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that they
finally talked to their
priest.  The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After
several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass ...
and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he
said, 'You were born
a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.'
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison
filled the neighborhood. The
Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's
yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped
and watched in amazement.  There stood
Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
'You wuz born a
deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish.'
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