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Ethnic Jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
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What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag
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Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts
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Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
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What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes
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What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife
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Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.
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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.
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Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and
Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment
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What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
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How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
*****
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
*****
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag
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Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
*****
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts
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Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
*****
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
*****
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
*****
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs
*****
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes
*****
What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife
*****
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
*****
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
*****
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
*****
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls.
*****
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
*****
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
*****
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.
*****
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.
*****
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and
Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
*****
Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
*****
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment
*****
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
*****
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....
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